34 Comments to Epic Coaster

1. Jeffrey says:

   July 25, 2010 at 11:29 pm

   Hitting the link takes me to “The Illusionist’s Dream”…not “Epic Coaster”

2. poil says:

   July 26, 2010 at 3:56 am

   Wrong link

3. me says:

   July 26, 2010 at 4:31 am

   i really wanna play this game, damnit

4. galera12 says:

   July 26, 2010 at 7:36 am

   If you go to the armor game site you can play it…

5. Eric says:

   July 26, 2010 at 12:28 pm

   Ouch! Sorry about that guys! Link is updated now!

6. bob says:

   July 26, 2010 at 5:58 pm

   i luv da game

7. Lauren says:

   July 27, 2010 at 9:39 am

   Good game when it actually registers a spacebar tap as a jump. You have to jump off the starting line, but half the time, my space bar won’t work after it so I just fall off the first gap. Am I missing something here? :-/

   • steez says:

     July 27, 2010 at 1:31 pm

     just use your mouse to jump

   • tony says:

     August 9, 2010 at 11:53 pm

     or use the UP arrow.

8. Fundabolt says:

   July 28, 2010 at 1:16 am

   how do you get artists credit????????????

   • Kiane says:

     July 29, 2010 at 8:15 am

     Just Show

     try jumping with j and k

9. Aubrey says:

   July 30, 2010 at 12:14 pm

   can some one please post a full walkthrough?

10. David says:

    August 1, 2010 at 9:35 am

    A walkthrough.
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    Perfect Jumps: Land the frontmost part of your coaster ride on the left edge of a track piece. This may take a while to master as you sometimes fall to your death or jump too high and land further into the track piece.

    Simple achievement guide:
    1. Jump
    2-4. Get your pictures taken up to 100 times, try jumping again on the piece for double pictures
    5. Jump and land back on a track piece for a double.
    6. Hold down jump for max jump.
    7. Tap jump quickly for min jump.
    8. Land on the edge of the track. Don’t remember what that means, but I think you jump and land on the right end of a track piece.
    9-11. Collect balloons up to 200 times.
    12-14. Land perfect jumps as said above up to 100 times.
    15-17. Perform up to 5 perfect jumps in a row, without any fail jumps in between at all.
    -18. Another perfect jumping achievement, haven’t gotten yet but I assume it needs 10 consecutive jumps.
    19-28. Collect percentages of the achievements.
    29-32. Die up to 50 times.
    33-39. Travel meters, which the title makes it obvious.
    40. Travel even further, don’t know how far as I haven’t gotten it.
    41-42. Score up to 250,000 points.
    43. Would assume this is 500,000 points, which I nearly got once but then died.
    44. Press up to jump.
    45. Press K to jump.
    46. Press the left mouse button to jump.
    47. Play at night-time (in real life).
    48-50. Watch up to 100 fireworks.
    51-53. Watch up to 50 fly-bys.
    54-56. Watch up to 100 sparkles, these seem to only appear at night so get those doubles or triples into effect.
    57. View the high scores.
    58. View the achievements screen (which I really hope you’ve done!)
    59. Mute the sound.
    60. Read the instructions (question mark).
    61-64. Survive for up to 180 seconds / 3 minutes.
    65. Would assume this needs you to survive for 240 seconds / 4 minutes.
    66. Land on the same track three times, see double tap.
    67. Triple tap, except do it on a sparkle platform.
    68-70. Scare away birds up to 50 times.
    71. Double tap on a picture platform.
    72-74. Watch up to 50 sky dives.
    75. ??? Haven’t gotten
    76. Click on the armor games logo.
    77. ??? Haven’t gotten either
    78. Load the game. You should have this, or else.
    79. Press J to jump. (why is this so out of place?)
    80. Collect 500 balloons.
    81. Know that this achievement does not exist.

    Perhaps someone who got more completion could fill in the remaining parts of this walkthrough? Thanks.

    • Jumper says:

      August 1, 2010 at 11:53 pm

      Just got “tapper pro” number 75. Show

      “get ten triple jumps” so i would think number 77 is to get 100. best place for these are the sparklers and the birds as they are the longest stretches.

      • Jumper says:

        August 1, 2010 at 11:57 pm

        Correction number 77 “Tapper Master” is thankfully only Show

        20 triple taps

    • imgmarins says:

      August 2, 2010 at 4:52 am

      75,77. triple jump up to 20 times

    • imgmarins says:

      August 2, 2010 at 4:52 am

      thanks!

    • Xaksaroph says:

      August 2, 2010 at 5:39 am

      43 is higher than 500,000
      im at 633,892 and still not got sick score achievement.
      I dont have 17 27 28 38 39 40 43 65 75 or 77
      and no idea wat 75 n 77 r either.
      good game tho
      slightly addicted =)

      • Snorkel42 says:

        August 3, 2010 at 9:33 am

        for 43 i believe it would be Show

        1,000,000

      • thebeam says:

        August 15, 2010 at 7:34 pm

        75 is Show

        get 10 triple taps

        id think 77 would be like 50 triple taps then but idk

    • Snorkel42 says:

      August 3, 2010 at 9:36 am

      18. is 10 in a row

11. brodosh says:

    August 2, 2010 at 12:05 pm

    73 and 75 Show

    triple tap 10 and 20 times

12. Kevin says:

    August 3, 2010 at 7:05 am

    I’ve got most of the achievements, and the ones I don’t have have speculation/predictions with them. Here you go.

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    Getting Started – Jump for the first time.
    Say Cheese – get your picture taken
    Tourist – pose for 10 pictures
    Photogenic – pose for 100 pictures
    Double Tap – land on the same track 2 times
    Full Force – perform a jump with maximum power
    Baby Jumper – perform a jump with minimum power
    On The Edge – land on the edge of a track
    Party Time – collect 20 balloons
    I <3 Balloons – collect 100 balloons
    Balloon Man – collect 200 balloons
    Perfect Noob – land 1 perfect jump
    Perfect Amateur – land 10 perfect jumps
    Perfect Pro – land 100 perfect jumps
    Double – 2 perfect jumps in a row
    Triple – 3 perfect jumps in a row
    12345 – 5 perfect jumps in a row
    Godlike – 10 perfect jumps in a row
    10% – 10% achievements unlocked
    20% – 20% achievements unlocked
    30% – 30% achievements unlocked
    40% – 40% achievements unlocked
    Halfway There – 50% achievements unlocked
    60% – 60% achievements unlocked
    70% – 70% achievements unlocked
    80% – 80% achievements unlocked
    90% – 90% achievements unlocked
    Achievement Unlocked – ((Likely "100% achievements unlocked"))
    Rest In Peace – fall to your death
    Practice Practice – die 10 times
    Reckless Coasting – die 20 times
    Dedicated – die 50 times
    1000 Meters – travel 1000 meters
    2000 Meters – travel 2000 meters
    3000 Meters – travel 3000 meters
    4000 Meters – travel 4000 meters
    5000 Meters – travel 5000 meters
    10000 Meters – travel 10000 meters
    15000 Meters – travel 15000 meters
    Going The Distance – ((Likely either "travel 200000 meters" or "travel 250000 meters"))
    High Score – score 100000 points
    Pro Score – score 250000 points
    Sick Score – ((Likely "score 1000000 points"))
    Old School – use the keyboard to jump
    Programmer's Credit – jump with the K key
    Lazy – jump with the mouse
    Insomniac – play during the night
    Loud Noises – watch 5 fireworks
    Pyro – watch 20 fireworks
    4th of July – watch 100 fireworks
    Buzzed – watch 1 flyby
    Top Gun – watch 10 flybys
    Air Traffic – watch 50 flybys
    It's Shiney – get 1 sparkle
    Magic Dust – get 10 sparkles
    <3 Sparkles – get 100 sparkles
    Who is #1? – view the high scores
    Try To Get Em All – view the achievements
    Hear No Evil – mute the sound
    People Read These? – read the instructions
    30 MPH – survive for 30 seconds
    50 MPH – survive for 60 seconds
    80 MPH – survive for 120 seconds
    120 MPH – survive for 180 seconds
    Out Of Control – ((Likely "survive for 300 seconds"))
    Triple Tap – land on the same track 3 times
    Twinkle Toes – get a triple tap with sparkles
    Canabalt Homage – scare away some birds
    Feed The Birds – scare away 10 birds
    Stop It – scare away 50 birds
    Paparazzi – get a double tap picture
    Geronimo – watch 1 skydive
    Free Fallin' – watch 10 skydives
    Death Wish – watch 50 skydives
    Tapper Pro – get 10 triple taps
    Play some more – click the sponsor's logo
    Tapper Master – get 20 triple taps
    Welcome – load the game
    Artist's Credit – jump with the J key
    Master of Balloons – get 500 balloons

    Hope this is helpful!

    • Izabella says:

      August 10, 2010 at 10:06 am

      dude . thank you so much . hahaha
      i’ve almost finished it . but i havent ” jump with the K key”
      thanx

13. Ready Salted says:

    August 3, 2010 at 8:15 am

    I think number 43 must be Show

    1,000,000 because I am at 900,000 and still haven’t got it!

14. afrikanen says:

    August 3, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    43. Sick Score is most probably Show

    1,000,000 – since I have gotten ~850k.

15. David says:

    August 7, 2010 at 8:25 pm

    Total walkthrough, whooee!

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    Perfect Jumps: Land the frontmost part of your coaster ride on the left edge of a track piece. This may take a while to master as you sometimes fall to your death or jump too high and land further into the track piece.

    Tapping: Simply jump and land back on the same track multiple times, these can help you get massive points and even achievements.

    Simple achievement guide:
    1. Jump
    2-4. Get your pictures taken up to 100 times, try jumping again on the piece for double pictures
    5. Jump and land back on a track piece for a double.
    6. Hold down jump for max jump.
    7. Tap jump quickly for min jump.
    8. Land on the edge of the track. Don’t remember what that means, but I think you jump and land on the right end of a track piece.
    9-11. Collect balloons up to 200 times.
    12-14. Land perfect jumps as said above up to 100 times. The final achievement of this also causes a male “Yes!” to be heard every time you perform a perfect jump from then on.
    15-18. Perform up to 10 perfect jumps in a row, without any fail jumps in between at all except for multitapping a platform.
    19-28. Collect percentages of the achievements UP
    29-32. Die up to 50 times.
    33-40. Travel up to 20,000 meters.
    41-43. Score up to 1,000,000 points.
    44. Press up to jump.
    45. Press K to jump.
    46. Press the left mouse button to jump.
    47. Play at night-time (in real life).
    48-50. Watch up to 100 fireworks.
    51-53. Watch up to 50 fly-bys.
    54-56. Watch up to 100 sparkles, these only appear at night so get those doubles or triples into effect.
    57. View the high scores.
    58. View the achievements screen (which I really hope you’ve done!)
    59. Mute the sound.
    60. Read the instructions (question mark).
    61-65. Survive for up to 300 seconds / 5 minutes.
    66. Land on the same track three times, see double tap.
    67. Triple tap, except do it on a sparkle platform.
    68-70. Scare away birds up to 50 times. These only appear at day and there is no reason to tap them repeatedly (except to triple tap them for Tapper Pro and Tapper Master) as they will not reward you multiple points again and again.
    71. Double tap on a picture platform.
    72-74. Watch up to 50 sky dives.
    75. Triple tap platforms 10 times.
    76. Click on the armor games logo.
    77. Triple tap platforms 20 times.
    78. Load the game. You should have this, or else.
    79. Press J to jump. (why is this so out of place?)
    80. Collect 500 balloons.
    81. Know that this achievement does not exist.

    You’re welcome. =P
    And thanks to those other guys who helped give me some hinters.

    • David says:

      August 13, 2010 at 8:34 pm

      Bah, I should put more notes about different platforms. The point values for these are all measured about when you have a high multiplier value from achievements, so don’t call me wrong because these point values are what I get.

      I made it a spoiler just in case you don’t want to see it for whatever reason.
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      Normal: Plain black at day, glowing yellow at night, this does not give you a bonus. These appear through both the day and through the night.
      Camera: Same as the normal platform but it glows white at night, and has a camera mounted on it. It will give you a camera bonus of about 1000/1500, you can double tap this. These appear night and day.
      Explosion: That is, fireworks. These are very short platforms. These are not multi-tappable at all due to their length, but they function at day and night, and give you about 1500 points worth.
      Flyby: Notable by its flags at the sides. This platform will cause a plane to fly by and give you an approximate . These appear day and night, but only function at day. You get about 2000 points from these.
      Sparkle/Birds: Extended version of the normal platform with two flags at the center, at day it has birds on it that give you a 3000/4000 bonus, at night it glows yellow and drops sparkles that give you about a 1500 bonus. This platform is triple tappable and at night that helps with the sparkles, but at day the bird bonus will not multiply from multiple taps.
      Skydiver: Notable by being carried by a crane. They are shorter than most double tappable platforms, but you can still double tap these early on. It causes a plane to fly in the background and drop three sky divers, plus adds 1200 points to your score. This point value deviates the least compared to the other platforms, except for the normal if you count it for giving always 0 points.

      Hope it helped. Note that the point values are extremely erratic, so they may at times seem even inaccurate on this list, but my numbers should usually be close if you have approaching the 5x multiplier. Plus you can go ahead and list the approximate point values for the platforms at 1x or whatever if you like, as I don’t want to bother temporarily moving my save file elsewhere so I can do study on a 1.5x file.

16. Sheep says:

    August 8, 2010 at 7:38 am

    75. Is Show

    Do ten Triple Taps.

17. bilbo says:

    August 12, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Is there any tricks to getting more points?
    My high score is 1.1 million but am having trouble doing any better. Once you get up around 10000m it gets very difficult to do anything other than survive.

18. David says:

    August 13, 2010 at 8:33 am

    You should probably try to get the most consecutive perfect jumps possible early on, and also double tap platforms and triple tap sparkle platforms for maximum points, as you can tap without messing up your perfect jump combo. Of course, later on you have to stop trying to get points and just live while double tapping sparkle platforms, and finally only survive. Remember that sometimes you can fall onto the next platform, use your common sense to tell when.

19. bilbo says:

    August 14, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    FYI, I managed to get a PB last night of 1.69Million. My tactic is simply try to string as many perfect jumps in a row as possible. So far my best is 22 in a row.
    As a guide I aim to have 1 million points by the 4000-5000m mark, then just survive from there on. Most of my highest scores have been achieved before reaching the 10000m mark, although I managed to fluke 14000m once.
    The other trick is to get all the achievements to boost your score. I have 77/80, the last three being 15000m, going the distance, and achievement unlocked. I don’t think I’ll ever get these.

20. LOTTO says:

    October 22, 2010 at 9:31 am

    All of them
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    1 Getting started – Jump for the first time
    2 Say cheese – Get your picture taken
    3 Tourist – Pose for 10 pictures
    4 Photogenic – Pose for 100 pictures
    5 Double tap – Land on the same track 2 times
    6 Full force – Perform a jump with maximum power
    7 Baby jumper – Jump with minimum power
    8 On the edge – Land on the edge of a track
    9 Party time – Collect 20 balloons
    10 I <3 balloons – Collect 100 balloons
    11 Balloon man – Collect 200 balloons
    12 Perfect noob – Land 1 perfect jump
    13 Perfect amateur – Land 10 perfect jumps
    14 Perfect pro – Land 100 perfect jumps
    15 Double – 2 perfect jumps in a row
    16 Triple – 3 perfect jumps in a row
    17 12345 – 5 perfect jumps in a row
    18 Godlike – 10 perfect jumps in row
    19 10% – 10% achievements unlocked(8 achievements)
    20 20% – 20% achievements unlocked(16)
    21 30% – 30% achievements unlocked(24)
    22 40% – 40% achievements unlocked(32)
    23 Halfway there- 50% achievements unlocked(40)
    24 60% – 60% achievements unlocked(48)
    25 70% – 70% achievements unlocked(56)
    26 80% – 80% achievements unlocked(64)
    27 90% – 90% achievements unlocked(72)
    28 Achievement unlocked – All Achievements other than this one?(80)
    29 Rest In Piece – Fall to your death
    30 Practice Practice – Die 10 Times
    31 Reckless Coasting – Die 20 Times
    32 Dedicated – Die 50 Times
    33 1000 Meters – Travel 1000 Meters
    34 2000 Meters – Travel 2000 Meters
    35 3000 Meters – Travel 3000 Meters
    36 4000 Meters – Travel 4000 Meters
    37 5000 Meters – Travel 5000 Meters
    38 10000 Meters – Travel 10000 Meters
    39 15000 Meters – Travel 15000 Meters
    40 Going The Distance – Travel 20000 Meters
    41 High Score – 100000 Points (In one Session)
    42 Pro Score – 250000 Points (In one session)
    43 Sick Score – 1000000 Points (In One Session)
    44 Old School – Use the Keyboard to jump
    45 Programmers Credit – Jump with the K Key.
    46 Lazy – Jump with your Mouse
    47 Insomniac – Play During the Night
    48 Loud Noises – Watch 5 Fireworks
    49 Pyro – Watch 20 Fireworks
    50 4th of July – Watch 100 Fireworks
    51 Buzzed – Watch 1 Flyby
    52 Top Gun – Watch 10 Flybys
    53 Air Traffic – Watch 50 Flybys
    54 It’s Shiney – Get 1 Sparkle
    55 Magic Dust – Get 10 Sparkles
    56 <3 Sparkles – Get 100 Sparkles
    57 Who Is #1? – Look at The High scores
    58 Try and Get ‘Em All – Look at the Achievements Screen
    59 Hear No Evil – Mute the Sound
    60 People Read these? – Read the Instructions
    61 30 MPH – Survive 30 Seconds
    62 50 MPH – Survive 60 Seconds
    63 80 MPH – Survive 120 Seconds
    64 120 MPH – Survive 180 Seconds
    65 Out Of Control – Survive for 300 Seconds
    66 Triple Tap – Tap Three times on the same Track
    67 Twinkle Toes – Tap Three times on a Sparkles
    68 Canabalt Homage – Scare away some Birds
    69 Feed the Birds – Scare 10 Birds
    70 Stop It – Scare away 50 Birds
    71 Paparazzi – Get a Double Tap Picture
    72 Geronimo – Watch 1 Sky Dive
    73 Free Fallin’ – Watch 10 Sky Dives
    74 Death Wish – Watch 50 Sky Dives
    75 Tapper Pro – Get 10 Triple Taps
    76 Play Some More – Click on The Armor Games Logo
    77 Tapper Master – Get 20 Triple Taps
    78 Welcome – Load the Game
    79 Artist’s Credit – Jump with The J Key
    80 Master Of Balloons – Get 500 Balloons

21. Addicted says:

    November 8, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    For 73 and 75, do you have to get all the triple taps in the same run or just in general?

    They are 2 of my 5 achievements left and its getting frustrating.

    Also is there any indication that you’ve gotten a triple tap?

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