11 Comments to Escape Chuck Norris

1. Kondr says:

   December 17, 2009 at 2:07 pm

   You cant escape Chuck Norris…. Game title FAIL

2. ratmq says:

   December 17, 2009 at 2:36 pm

   2ND i guess……..Not much of an Honor judging by the game so far…..Knife and can’t seem 2 navigate?…..

3. dg says:

   December 17, 2009 at 2:42 pm

   It’s actually quite easy to escape Chuck Norris. Maybe his age is getting to him…

4. ratmq says:

   December 17, 2009 at 2:53 pm

   Okay, stick with it…..As well as the Show

   Knife/.In sink I believe….

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   View top of cupboards for basketball… use knife for Red key

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   Get gun from red lock.

   Painters brush and pallette(sp.) on floor but cannot seem to get?

   I am not too sure about this game……..

5. ratmq says:

   December 17, 2009 at 2:55 pm

   Im sure I didnt give away 2 much but sorry 4 the lame use of spoilers..Show

   SORRY

   Edit: spoiler tags fixed!

6. Toxic says:

   December 17, 2009 at 3:12 pm

   The game’s not very realistic…

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   there’s no way I could take Chuck Norris down that easily!

   Or at all! :-P

7. dg says:

   December 17, 2009 at 3:21 pm

   How to escape Chuck Norris in 13 easy steps: Show

   1. Note order of colors on floor: blue, green, red, orange.
   2. Zoom on burner, change the colors of the burner to match the order, starting from top left, top right, bottom left, bottom right. Take gray key from burner.
   3. Take knife from kitchen sink.
   4. Click just to the left of the left corner, above the cabinet, take basketball.
   5. Cut ball with the knife, get red key.
   6. Open drawer with red lock with the red key, get stun gun.
   7. Open door with the gray key, watch Chuck do his stuff, then stun him.
   8. Zoom on couch – you’ll see a small black rectangle sticking from under the couch. Take it – there’s a key inside.
   9. There’s a low shelf with red and white books in the far corner. Zoom on it, take the sticky stuff from under the shelf, and apply it to the key.
   10. Zoom on easy chair and take a blue key from the rug.
   11. Go back to the kitchen and use the blue key on the blue lock on the fridge.
   12. Use the other key on the blue lock and get a “new, improved” key.
   13. Go back to the living room and escape with the key. Try not to trip over Chuck.

8. Whtie Wolf says:

   December 17, 2009 at 3:31 pm

   Not to hard.
   :0)

9. DNOMN8R says:

   December 17, 2009 at 7:22 pm

   It was only a matter of time…

10. goldie says:

    December 18, 2009 at 7:49 am

    Done, thnx all.

11. arcnova says:

    January 26, 2011 at 7:07 pm

    Chuck Norris Show

    can’t do **** in real life!!!!!

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